{"id":446,"date":"2021-08-29T22:55:44","date_gmt":"2021-08-29T22:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coffee-bistro.com\/?p=446"},"modified":"2021-08-29T22:56:45","modified_gmt":"2021-08-29T22:56:45","slug":"funny-coffee-mugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coffee-bistro.com\/funny-coffee-mugs.html","title":{"rendered":"Funny Coffee Mugs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Whether you&#8217;re a coffee or tea drinker, are looking for a funny gift that will brighten someone&#8217;s day, or you just need a clever desktop de-cluttering solution, humorous coffee mugs may be just what you had in mind. With funny coffee mugs, you&#8217;re practically guaranteed to start off each day with a smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you&#8217;re looking for a whimsical mug for yourself or someone special in your life but are undecided about which phrase to choose, below are a few suggestions to help guide you:<br><br><strong>Nurses:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Nurse by day, deadly ninja by night<\/li><li>Feel safe: sleep with a nurse<\/li><li>Nurses are here to save your butt, not kiss it<\/li><li>Be nice to me; I dispense the happy pills<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Teachers:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>My dog ate my lesson plans<\/li><li>Trust me, I really do need the whole summer off<\/li><li>Teachers have class<\/li><li>You can&#8217;t scare me &#8211; I teach kindergarten<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Who are these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?<\/li><li>The phrase &#8220;working mother&#8221; is redundant<\/li><li>Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease<\/li><li>If it were easy being a mother, fathers would do it<\/li><li>Nanny deprived<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dad:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Never raise your hand to your kids-it leaves your groin unprotected<\/li><li>Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope<\/li><li>A father carries pictures where his money used to be<\/li><li>Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough<\/li><li>It is a wise child that knows his own father<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>If pre-made mugs don&#8217;t suit the personality of the recipient, why not try your hand at designing your own humorous coffee mug? There are plenty of personalized gift websites that allow you to upload a photo of your choice and add your own funny caption. 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