Funny Coffee Mugs

Whether you’re a coffee or tea drinker, are looking for a funny gift that will brighten someone’s day, or you just need a clever desktop de-cluttering solution, humorous coffee mugs may be just what you had in mind. With funny coffee mugs, you’re practically guaranteed to start off each day with a smile.

If you’re looking for a whimsical mug for yourself or someone special in your life but are undecided about which phrase to choose, below are a few suggestions to help guide you:


  • Nurse by day, deadly ninja by night
  • Feel safe: sleep with a nurse
  • Nurses are here to save your butt, not kiss it
  • Be nice to me; I dispense the happy pills


  • My dog ate my lesson plans
  • Trust me, I really do need the whole summer off
  • Teachers have class
  • You can’t scare me – I teach kindergarten


  • Who are these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?
  • The phrase “working mother” is redundant
  • Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease
  • If it were easy being a mother, fathers would do it
  • Nanny deprived


  • Never raise your hand to your kids-it leaves your groin unprotected
  • Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope
  • A father carries pictures where his money used to be
  • Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough
  • It is a wise child that knows his own father

If pre-made mugs don’t suit the personality of the recipient, why not try your hand at designing your own humorous coffee mug? There are plenty of personalized gift websites that allow you to upload a photo of your choice and add your own funny caption. Enjoy sharing a smile with someone special in your life over a steaming mug of your favorite brew.

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